SOMETIMES F*CK IS THE RIGHT WORD!
We can all agree that no one likes a foul-mouthed person all the time. But maybe after a couple of years in a long term marriage or relationship, more years spent raising bratty kids, even more time wasted at a job you don’t love while dealing with other “real-life” situations… Sometimes F*CK Is The Right Word!
‘Sometimes F*CK Is The Right Word!’ (Alternate) is also for your dad, if he was in the military, a member of the Hells Angels or Black Panthers, served time in prison, was in ANY of the construction trades, plays golf, wears socks with sandals, smokes cigarettes down to the filter, sent military secrets to a journalist, etc.
The title isn’t about the actual curse words, it’s about the loss of internal decorum when trying to handle everyday problems with instructions/information given to you that leads to bizarre situations and inadequate results. For example, 99% of calls to customer service
TIME HAS BEEN MY TEACHER!
The title comes from the 4:04 mark of a Luther Allison song called ‘Luther’s Blues’.
Hey, I said, time, time has been my teacher
You know time has been my enemy too…
That one line says so much about life, living, learning & development and experiencing the wins and losses that come with it!
Time Has Been My Teacher’ - Shout out to the B & C students of the world who haven’t let “bad grades” destroy the rest of their lives! It may have taken us more time than others to get on the right track, but C’est la vie!
Time has taught us we don’t have to be perfect, we don’t have to overachieve, we just need to learn from our mistakes and do just enough to be in the game in the 4th quarter! It’s not how well you start in life it’s how well you finish!
Time Has Been My Teacher’ (Alternate) is for your dad. Whimsical stories about growing up in Central Illinois, raising a child after a divorce, being in stand up since ‘91, etc.